if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
You know its bad when you’re scrolling tumblr and think “I should go check tumblr”
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
(Source: jayeryane, via butterflybabble)