The Leaves of Autumn

Jul 29

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

girls dont like boys girls like dylan o’brien

(via tickttock)

“I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.” — Roald Dahl (via beatboxgoesthump)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via thestarsshine4you)

Jul 28

stripperrabbit:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Oh the sacrilege. And they call gay marriage an abomination…

stripperrabbit:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Oh the sacrilege. And they call gay marriage an abomination…

(via monsieurlebeard)

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via schwartz1e)

Jul 27

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via atupperwarefullofbees)

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: chomei, via supergringa)

Jul 26

[video]

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.
this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.
that is also science.

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

(Source: nicholasandrews, via msamericanrebel)

[video]

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(via atupperwarefullofbees)