The Leaves of Autumn

May 16

• school: hi your GPA needs to be at least a 4.2 and you have to get perfect scores on your SAT's and ACT's and HSPA's and LMNOP's so you should be spending every second of your life studying if you want to get into college
• school: oh but you should be in 6000 clubs and activities
• school: and do volunteer work
• school: but you need a car and gas money to get to all these places so have a job
• school: do sports
• school: be musically talented
• school: wow eww you breathe?? colleges won't like that
• school: best four years of your life!!1!

when I hold doors for people

• Kids: ...
• Teenagers: Thanks.
• Adults: Thank you.
• Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

embroidedmelody:

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.

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May 15

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May 14

seabasthoughts asked: You're cute.

Hehe Thanks. You’re cute too :)

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karkatus:

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

Im 90% sure that Cartoon writers get high as fuck when they write the plots

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