Let’s do this right. Let’s make the incision right down the middle of his big mushy tummy. Now let’s see, what have we got here?
Fangirl: I LOVE TEAM STARKID! DARREN CRISS WAS SO GOOD IN A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!
Me: I know right I completely love Lauren Lopez and Meredith Stepien.
Fangirl: Who?
Me: ..Dylan Saunders, Brian Holden, Nick Lang?
Fangirl: What?
Me: JOEY RICHTER!
Fangirl: I don't-
Me: I WANNA BE A STARSHIP RANGER!
Fangirl: ..
Me: ...
Cop: So she just ran into your knife?
Me: She ran into my knife 10 times.
The Great Gatsby: Ultra Condensed
Neville saves the day and gets the girl in the end.
Im telling you people. BROMANCE.
fan challenge — water balloon battle royale
“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.”
