I want to be so good at speech and debate that when people see me walk into a round, they become scared
- reciting(mocking) someone else’s speech verbatim
- running miles in heels with no blisters
- tying a tie in .5 seconds
- stuffing an entire dinner in your mouth while you run to a round
- staying up for 73 hours
- automatically waking up at 4am after tournaments
- holding your pee for hours on end
They’re not speech and debate heels unless you can successfully take them off and stab your opponent in the jugular.
Literal tears are streaming from my eyes right now. so accurate.
|Frank @ debate camp (via fuckyeahspeechanddebate)|
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